You know you are getting old when...

• Your daughter who is playing Farmville on Facebook in the basement instant messages you. 1. I didn't even know she knew how to do that and 2. She is reading and typing words very intelligibly???
• No one thinks you will be able to stay up long enough to complete a movie...even though it started at 8:30
• Your 4 year old tells you how to drive..."Mom do you have both hands on the wheel?